Have you wondered lately about the craziness in Washington DC and elsewhere in the U.S? You know – things like, union busting, denying health care to dying people, trying to take away women’s rights, slashing education to the bone, letting bridges crumble, attempting to eliminate Social Security and Medicare, allowing more environmental damage and giving the military more money than it wants. Have you wondered about those things?
It is all the result of a new patriotic movement called FREACS. They are a tough bunch of tea drinking, bible quoting defenders of the rich and persecutors of the poor. They embrace the “Whatever is wrong with our society is the fault of poor people and the unemployed” philosophy and follow closely the teachings of Arizona’s Queen of Cruelty Jan Brewer. It was Brewer, remember, who told terminally ill transplant patients to go home and die. It is Brewer who wants to kick a quarter of a million poor people out of Medicaid and proposes to charge those who smoke, are too heavy or have diabetes $50 each for having those afflictions (just where does she expect poor people who need medical assistance to get $50?). She likely will use the money she collects to pay for tax breaks for rich people who own businesses in foreign countries that pay no U.S. taxes.
These “Anti-tax, anti-government, anti-sex, pro-rich people folks are a tad frightening. So, you ask, what does FREAC S stand for? FREACS (Far Right Extremist and Christian Society) is a group you already know because so many of them are your neighbors, work partners or, heaven forbid, spouses or significant others. You can always identify a FREAC because they wear crosses around their necks, carry guns under their shirts, home school their kids and always make sure they emphasize President Obama’s middle name when they question his place of birth.
People who are FREACS do not like my kind or me because they consider compassion for your fellow citizens to be socialistic and the obsession of “sissies.” They believe government should be limited to things like settling property disputes and sending people to jail. They also believe that anyone who has financial or health problems should “pull themselves up by the boot-straps. Unfortunately, there are millions of Americans who have no bootstraps. They don’t even have boots. Now, there are people who possess all the bootstraps that others need but the FREACS believe that those bootstrap rich people should be given a “Strap” break so they’ll hire more people. But…but…that’s exactly why they have all the boots and straps. Knowing their prospective employees are barefoot and can’t work in their broken glass recycling plants, they feel free to go overseas to hire workers who have never owned shoes, have feet like hard leather and will work for the price of two straps a day and some cool imported water. It’s good water, too, clearly labeled, Bottled in Chernobyl, Ukraine by Koch Enterprises.” But, I digress.
My friends who are FREACS want fire and police protection. They want criminals to be put in jail…forever. They want a strong, I mean really strong defense department that can with the flick of a switch selectively wipe out any particular belief system, race or religion they don’t like — but they are outspoken in their support of our constitution…well, at least parts of it. OK, one part — the one about guns that is known as the second amendment. How can you protect the beloved right to carry a bazooka under your coat if you don’t have a bazooka? Sheeez people you never know when some lunatic liberal from down the block is going to come in unarmed and demand you give him your guns. Those commie rat bleeding hearts are dangerous. I personally have intimidated and taken the weapons of several FREACS armed with AK 47s by calling them scaredy cats and threatening to tell their spouses about the hidden porn films in their garages.
Yesssssireeee the FREACS want all those things but without government involvement and without using tax money (no consideration is given to how you would pay for these things without tax dollars). Well, that’s another story but those are the main “Wants” of the group.
Following is a list of a few of the things that they feel we don’t need.
Public assistance. “Why should they pay for these lazy bums who sit around all day with nothing to do but read the paper and drink coffee” (didja ever stop to think that they were reading the “Help wanted” ads, or looking for new construction sites they could visit to apply for work?). By the way, many of these “Bums” were laid off by the Boot Strap company that just opened a new facility in Bangladesh. It is hiring three times as many people as were employed in the U.S. for less than half the price with no benefits, no health and safety laws, no unions to contend with and a ready supply of very young employees (they must prove they are over 16 of course).
Health care. “Things are just fine as they are; let the private sector handle it. We don’t need the Government getting involved where they don’t belong all they’d do is screw it up.” Hmmm — claims denied regularly, procedures not approved, no coverage for medicine because a bean counter read bad things about it in Readers Digest, no coverage for pre-existing conditions (by the time you see a doctor isn’t the condition already pre-existing?) and no drugs for the mentally ill. We absolutely should not change any of that, right? Let me see if I understand. It is the private sector that has been screwing you but you don’t want the government to make it stop because …because…why?
Social Security, “Our tax money should not be used for entitlement programs like Social Security.” They seem to forget that people are entitled to Social security because they paid into it all of their working lives. It’s their money FREACS!
Medicare. “The purpose of government is to defend its people, not give them free health care.” We need to be prepared to kill millions of foreigners. You never know when countries like Zimbabwe will attack you. You have to be ready and not spend money on useless programs like helping the disabled, the retired and particularly those old and dying senior citizens who take way too much expensive medicine. They’re going to die anyway, why spend the money?
The environment. “It’s all a big myth perpetuated by a bunch of tree huggers who don’t like lumber, mining and manufacturing companies. Our air is clean (cough, cough).” But what about the 40 percent of deaths worldwide that are caused by water, air and soil pollution (Cornell University research). The World Health Organization says environmental conditions combined with population growth contribute to the malnourishment and disease susceptibility of billions of people. You must realize, though, that if the Koch brothers say it’s a myth it must be after all, they look pretty healthy.
Religion. “Christianity is the only true religion and we are a Christian nation.” (It makes no difference to FREACS that most of the founding fathers were Deists not Christians and made a point of keeping religion out of government). Being a “Christian” of course, does not include anyone who is Catholic, Methodist, Episcopalian, some Lutherans, certainly Mormons and even those who go to the real Christian church but associate with any of the above. Baptist churches are usually Ok unless they allow a lot of singing, clapping, dancing, loud music and black preachers who carry on endlessly about civil rights abuses. At FREACS churches they preach “Love they neighbor as you love yourself” every Sunday unless the neighbor is of a different religion, sexual preference, age, sex, color or non-pit-bull animal.
Well, now you know about FREACS. If you are one and are offended by this piece, I’m sure you’ll find plenty of comfort among your FREACS friends. If you are not a FREACS member and want to join them, you’ll get no tips here on how to do that. But…you could probably get some information from the next guy you see who has a huge, loud pickup truck with a confederate flag on the back, mud all the way to the roof and a gun mounted in the back window.
As for me, I will continue to associate with evil, socialistic, unarmed, non-violent, bleeding hearts as I’ve done in the past. Funny I think there was a major religious figure who liked the same things but that must have been a fairy tale because it never really caught on.
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