Coulter and Limbaugh and Beck
Say all liberals are going to heck
They lie and distort and fail to report
on any news with a liberal speck.
They lie about Barack and his birth
to enhance their personal worth
“Truth be damned,” they say,
“We must make some hay and we’ll tell any lie we unearth”
Anne Coulter’s a tall blonde and tart
But no one would say she’s smart.
Being gay is a choice — in her head
So they’ll all go to hell when they’re dead.
Limbaugh spouts racism, anger and hate
Saying, “liberals have sealed our fate.”
“They’re killing the nation,” says the king of sensation,
“Let’s nuke Iran or Korea or Kuwait,
But with Obama and Kerry and Gore
We’ll never have another “good” war,
and that, dittoheads, is not healthy
‘Cause war makes conservatives wealthy.”
And finally there’s the ubiquitous Beck — not as smart as the loveable Shrek
But he’s willing to twist and distort all the news on his Fox report.
He’s sick of the families 9-11
Due to their passion with loved ones in heaven.
Glenn Beck is a very bad man
And his show is a battering ram
For those on the right who only have spite
For people who eschew eating ham.
Each member of this nefarious trio gets a big check and thinks they’re a hero.
But so did another, who fiddled with fame and his name was emperor Nero.
I’m done now and ending this miserable rhyme,
It’s a sign of a frustrating time.
If you liked it that’s fine, if you didn’t go whine
To the group whose last name sounds like dreck.
